is...is it porn? It sounds like porn.

I don’t really understand why her husband is letting her walk so freely through a field swinging that basket. She’s not projecting deference. Unless maybe he’s in front of her and she’s hurrying to keep up? That must be it.

Even if you can’t tell him what he’s doing wrong, that doesn’t mean you can’t gaslight him and slowly ruin his life.

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

Hold up, I got a better one:

When I was decorating my 22 room apartment, I realized pretty quickly that thematically, you can only hang so many paintings by Dutch masters before you really want to try to mix it up. I mean, really, you can’t hang more than one or two van Gogh’s, tops, and once the second sitting room has a Degas, and you’ve placed…

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”

And the poor child was sick for TWO AND A HALF WEEKS! How do you look at your child’s worsening condition and not have that gut instinct to save your child?

Agreed. I just hope one day they realize, yes, you did let your son die. And it is your fault.

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

Becky is the one in purple.

I ALREADY PRE ORDERED MINE.

GTIs are awesome on paper. and in person for that matter. but they are VWs and thus, will break repeatedly. I wouldn’t buy a VW again personally.

I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

Curt Schilling is doing a public service. Not all of us have an alcoholic uncle with an eighth-grade education who never traveled 20 miles beyond the town of his birth, yet are completely knowledgeable about the state of the nation, and indeed, the world. I suggest we all save a lot of time and simply refer to him as…

“Pass the pterodactyl dip?”

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

Rachael Ray, none of this is your fault, but you should hide.

True, Jay-Z deserves all of the blame for this. However, Beyoncé is allowed to have feelings about it and express said feelings.

Funny how the people who claim to hate drama are so often the ones starting it.