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I’m trying to star this post but I can’t.  I don’t know if it’s kinja or if I’m banned or something, but I absolutely agree with you.  

Yea but he picked his nose.

Exhibit A: It’s harder for a Palestinian to get into Egypt than Israel. Fact is, none of the other ME countries are willing to grant passage and citizenship to Palestinians.  They’re more useful as political fodder, and none of them wants people raised on three generations of hatred among their own populations.

I don't know how many times it needs to be mentioned that incel should not be used as a synonym for misogyny. Good looking, sociable men who have sex lives are also doing terrible things and have terrible beliefs regarding women.

Ted Bundy was extremely popular with women. Hundreds of them sent him love letters during his trial. He got married and conceived a child on death row. His crimes were bad enough without creating an objectively manufactured narrative based on one’s own contemporary sensibilities, no matter how cathartic it may feel

This is a very neat narrative designed to accomplish several objectives:
1. Isolate her from any culpability in “The Slap”.
2. Do damage control on her “Entanglement”.
3. Further remove agency from her choice to marry Will.
4. Get some get back on Chris.

And I realize this is Jezebel, but can you at least temporarily

Not fan of her, there was an article where she said her son helped her get on ayahuasca bc she was suicidal….feel like that is not her sons weight to bear. 

But apparently a lot of the oversharing was actually fiction! Unless this overshare is fiction...

This is real weird. Don’t vomit your life for everyone to consume (and she does it much more than average, it’s literally her career to lay it all out there) and then now that it’s convenient for you, tell us it’s all been an act? I’m not sure I even buy it but I also can’t figure out why she’d lie about lying. 

She wakes up every three weeks and decides to ruin this mans life. JFC Will, run while you are still able!

I really dislike this woman. She’s insufferable and humourless. Her constant need to overshare every damn detail of her marriage is telling. It seems as if she can’t be as famous as her husband on the steam of her talent, then I guess she can be as famous by writing/speaking about her marriage.

Therapy is required for some weight loss surgery.

I’ve never seen a mugshot of a guy more named “Cody” than this.

One of the big advantages of Facebook is the Memories feed which is a daily reminder of a). how adorable your children were on this day 8 years ago, and b). that REALLY dumb thing you said 10 years ago and should probably delete like right the fuck now.

Stories like this always make me happy there was no social media (as we know it today!) when I was in high school (late-90s/early-00s); I may not have been out there spewing racial epithets, but I definitely held some “edgy” teen opinions that I am glad I wasn’t able to announce to the world, or immortalize digitally.

“Around the time she was 16 or 17, it seems, Lunden was in the habit of tweeting the N-word. A lot.”

This is.... I want to say very reasonable?

I mean, they don’t vet any of the anonymous twitter randos they quote for half their stories either. If any given gift horse is willing to haul a narrative that will get easy clicks, Jezebel policy is to studiously avoid looking it in the mouth.

I bought a house and it took a month. And my house wasn’t that expensive. How is an entire multimillion real estate contract being executed in less than a week?

Writing in “The Federalist”?! What a bunch of scumbags.