And here we see the black hole reeling in its victims.

Free time, get paid to look good, so you do the math.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

One more win would give him 15 this postseason, tying a playoff record for rookie netminders...the current record-holders are Patrick Roy, Ron Hextall, and Cam Ward.

Crosby ISO cam view of the play being drawn up:

If you had told me that there would be XJs on the Nürburgring, I would have assumed that you were talking about Jaguars...

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Marlon Byrd. A land-animal middle name away from hitting for the rare animal name cycle.

My kids were watching the Peter Pan one a couple of months ago and, when it finally ended and I got up to turn it off, my four year-old FREAKED out. It was, apparently, a two-part episode. Fuck this show.

Is.... is this a real comment?

You can take my air conditioner from my pleasantly cool, comfortable fingers.

He was later devoured by Bartolo Colon.

At 92, he thought he’d lived a full life. Now, he can add getting Steve Clemenger’s autograph to that bucket list. Box.....checked.

Giddyup!

I don’t know. I don’t think it’s a majora problem, I doubt there is a vas deferens.

midichlorians.

“I can touch my toes!”

“the Houston-style control center where dozens of (white, male) scientists”