Secretary Bird or GTFO.

On a side note I am a little tired of everyone throwing around Mary Sue as a term for any competant character ever...

Actually, Hillary should get the fuck out, because she is facing federal charges, is widely considered to be corrupt, takes money from a wide range of questionable people, and really isn’t even a very good politician by any objective measure.

Hmmmmmm. Not sure I care for it that much.

Is this some kind of new Millennial generation workplace logic? "Mom says I'm special, so shut up, oldster."

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective.

Cue the idiots that keep harping on the women power card over and over and over. No one cares that it's women. Everyone would have been against the Channig Tatum one too. This is a weak cast with a terrible writer director who should have left it alone

Or, more simply, it doesn’t look very funny and mediocre reboots are becoming exhausting.

Well, you see Timmy, when a man and a droid love each other very very much...

A lot of coke was involved in this design...

I stand very much corrected. Shirtless Tom Cruise plays havoc with my concentration.

And nothing of value was lost.

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

I don’t get it.

I saw a “Free Tibet” and “I Salute Israel” sticker side-by-side.

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

Ice blocks man, ice blocks

Well, back to Professor Farnsworth’s original plan to move the Earth farther from the Sun.

Sorry. I fully support gay and lesiban rights and think LGBT characters need more exposure in the media. Take you imagined insult somewhere else.