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Conan the Librarian
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Is this some kind of new Millennial generation workplace logic? "Mom says I'm special, so shut up, oldster."

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective.

A lot of coke was involved in this design...

And nothing of value was lost.

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

I saw a “Free Tibet” and “I Salute Israel” sticker side-by-side.

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

boy, I’ve been waiting year to FINALLY see them catch a break....

Deadspin’s whole schtick is about being one giant prickly asshole so of course you have a problem with someone else who is.

UPDATE:

Bethancourt replied: “cool it. I was just horsing around.”

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself

I thought Deadspin would be a safe space from hot takes.

Well, they can’t just call it “stealing your shit”.

Deep from the terrifying bowels of Mt Shitty Take; Geoffrey Redick appears.

Dude. You might as well go over to Jezebel and fat shame.

The Braincell - from a Trump rally…

The Blanders!

The Reapers from Mass Effect