Maybe he’s bias and he’s trying to set the runner up for the old “TECHNICALLY you didn’t touch home plate (because said ump covered it and teenager wasn’t paying attention because he just hit home run) so TECHNICALLY your out.”

Angel Hernandez is taking notes

I like The Beige...I have a weird affinity for groups of multiple individuals referred to as a single collective.
The Borg from Star Trek
The Flood from Halo
The Thundering Herd from West Virginia....

This is not surprising. I would have figured it’d take Whitlock at LEAST an hour to pass one of his takes.

soooooo...Apocalypse is Dick Chaney?

Can I get an A.C. Green?

That’s true. Hell, it could be a random bouncing puck that isn’t anyone’s fault that does them in but I think Hitchcock’s position is more defensible if starting Elliot than swapping over to Allen. Who knows though, its tough regardless when expectations are as high as they are for them and everyone would call for…

Remember how 2007 was a nearly a decade ago? I’m going to go lay down

I think this is Welsh or something

He’s GOTTA go Elliot.... Given the Hitchcock’s Blues past playoff track record, if he goes Allen and loses, that entire organization and fandom might have a collective aneurysm

Oh i am a proud proud Chicagoan on this day. Its related to the pride I feel when I come into work on Monday and check the tribunes weekend Shot-to-killed ratio box score.

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

still waiting on those examples

Me thinks you doth protest too much

Democracy is why we can’t have anything nice

Gawker’s Law in full effect

“This generation is soft and just talks tough on twitter”
-Man with soft career from older generation talking tough on twitter

A perfect example

Hell, I’m in Jail for less than that
-Jerry Sandusky

I think patience is also a strong, welcomed side-effect of this concept too

Democracy is awful. Large groups of people make terrible decisions.