Why does it look like the Lego version’s doors are smiling at me, while the real ones are frowning at me? Once you see it you can’t un-see it!

I wonder if she’ll wake up and seek revenge with a samurai sword against those that have wronged her?

“I don’t know...?”

Wow, what a shit storm.

Are we sure the bikes with the cut brake cables are not the same ones found in the lakes? Seems like they could be related lol

Huh, never knew “Canada” in German was spelled with a “K”??

Man, I must be a weirdo but I really love brocolli! I find it so easy to make and really fills up a 6, 2" 220lb guy pretty well. I’ll even just douse it would Frank’s Red Hot lol

“You’ve heard of macronutrients...”

If having poo flung at you, do you:

Yay, my beloved Chrysler Crossfire was spared!

Man, I loved Curtis in Perfect!

From the looks of that photo, he’s got a weak handshake!

I keep hearing differing accounts...there was one fatality on this flight and it was of a woman who got partially sucked out of the window who later died as a result of her injuries? She wasn’t actually ejected from the aircraft, correct?

Can you blame the guy though? He didn’t even want the job to begin with, he took it out of loyalty to the GOP after they begged him to take it and now they’re fucking him over. He knew he was getting into a shitty situation and now he’s getting out while he still can with what little dignity he has left. I’m not a fan…

Haha, yes! Evil Week is back!

Oh god, salty moon rocks are the worst! I’ll take fluffy potato sausages over crunchy fry husks any day! 

Canadian Heinz Ketchup or GTFO!

All Canadians: “Credit Card Signature?”

Am I missing something...if they knew it was a bad tire, why would they keep using it? Would that have been seen as an admission to it being bad? I’m sure they have hundreds of different tire designs they could have used instead, no?

Thought I saw Coffs Harbour’s “Big Banana” in there as well lol