it’s easy, you kick the wife outta the sewing room, move the oscilloscope to teh side, and just start whacking away on the keys.

This was a fantastic write up from a point of view and situation we dont often get to know about. Thanks for this.

Show us your boobs!

What a cool and interesting perspective. Thanks David.

Hmm. It’s almost as if Trump is consistently offered good and bad options, throws both out the window and chooses “fucking dumb/vile”.

But the only sub-demographic the president mentions at all are “adolescent girls and young women.”

I’m curious to whom they assigned the task of David Tracy Monitor at FCA after your departure?

Those that cant find the humor and truth in what she is saying are the type unlikely to cast a vote for her anyway. Let’em whine.

He’s gonna call his Dad at 1:05pm on Sunday and ask him what he should do now that football is over.
And his Dad is going to say “Whatever you want to, Eli”
And Eli is going to say “But what do I want to do, Dad?”

This will go back and forth til Geno’s third pick.

America destroyed: Ruins my day

“watching the 50-plus Armenian dude in front of me dance like the whitest of dads just solidifies it to me.”

New York fans are the worst fans. It doesn’t matter the sport or even if it’s not a sport. Their curling fans are probably the worst curling fans. Their field hockey fans are the worst field hockey fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if their ceiling fans are the worst ceiling fans. I don’t know whether it’s entitlement or…

I’ve heard worse reasons to vote for someone.

he said “win-win” dude.

Ok, I’m tapping out. I’m officially out of Eli takes.
You wore me down and I know when I’m bested.

Whelp, can’t argue with that logic
I guess people are probably going to call her sexist and man-hating, yeah?

Wait, they have secretaries of state for states? For what, like, Canada stuff?

I’d laugh except for the fact donald trump KILLED THE USFL, a reasonably effective springtime alternative to pro football that could have survived without trump forcing the league to confront the NFL. Every action trump did to set up that anti-trust lawsuit was determined by the jury to be self-inflicted wounds and…

One thing that’s killing me about the Jerry Jones/Roger Goodell feud is the fact that NFL owners apparently think replacing him would be a difficult task 

I’m so jealous right now. I’m in Brooklyn and everytime I have tried to get Jay tickets they’re sold out. I need to see Jay live at the Barclays or the Garden it’s supposed to be 100 times better than anywhere else.