Small talk is a necessary evil. Less annoying if you have access to alcohol.

Awesome visibility back there...

Truthfully the extended rear overhang finally gives it a semblance of balance the 2 row sorely lacks.

This shit goes double for Uber and Lyft drivers.

This, right here, was his mistake.

Toyota makes 3 row Highlander

The only thing missing is a plastic grocery bag, floating plaintively on a breeze...

I personally know two families that passed on the new RX because they hated the predator face.

This only happens to me during the most uncomfortable times, like, when I have the worst cramps ever and I am trying to get home to pop a tramadol and just finish giving birth to the Antichrist. Then, here comes Mister Friendly Neighbor that Loves to Be a Pain as I am waiting for the elevator.

That’s a nice Luxury Highlander....would be a shame if you didn’t use the insane profits from its sales to keep making cool stuff like the LC or a sports sedan that can dynamically compete with BMW and Alfa but also work all the time...

1) It has more room behind the 3rd seat than a Tahoe.

Oh good lord is that thing hideous. Why... don’t they want drivers to be able to check their blind spots? Why... do they want 3rd row passengers to get motion sickness in that claustrophobic cave? JUST KEEP the sides transparent GLASS already you idiot designers. UGH

Wow that’s ugly.

Lexus SUVs are the automotive version of Wellies: no matter how ugly something is, slap a big enough price tag on it and suburban white women will Black Friday stampede a path to your doorstep.

Crossovers SUVs are for minivan deniers.

And, there we have it folks. The modern day equivalent to the 1959 Cadillac Eldorado’s massive fins.......this RX has the longest, stupidest and mostestly pointless floating D-pillar. I, for one, will be glad to see this little bit of flair go the way of vinyl half roofs and opera windows. Oh, and tufted seats.

Yes, but will the RX get me to da choppa?

What? That’s good form.

It’s like a minivan, except you wouldn’t put anyone older than 7 in those seats unless you really dislike them.

I tried printing money once, but I accidentally used Lin-Manuel Miranda on my ten dollar bills instead of the actual Alexander Hamilton.