The real absurdity is that there is a 65 year-old *girl* in your office.
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Maybe, maybe not.
Pop before noon should be illegal, a girl in my office (she’s like 65) downs two diet cokes and two bags of plain Lays every morning
Football Celebration: Just a good old fashioned SPIKE. As a kid, I always thought it was awesome that NFL players got to do that, and in Pee Wee all we were allowed to do was hand the ball to ref Barry Sanders style.
I was in Milwaukee for a work thing a few years ago, and every morning, we’d sit around this huge boardroom table and all the fat motherfuckers would have like 3 diet cokes in front of them, and us west coast guys had coffee.
Can confirm. It’s the only place I’ve seen double fisting with soda in one hand and beer in the other.
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Breaking! Footage of Trump reciting the anthem!
2. TO signing the football with the pen in his sock.
Lol the reason I got the fit instead is because the only civic they had was beige
Unfortunately you are correct.
clearly Drew’s never spent much time in Wisconsin.
Can we talk about how insane Trump looks in that video. He very clearly only knows some of the words, but he’s also totally incapable or standing still for more than three seconds.
To be fair, Trump couldn’t name his second daughter without a prompter, so.
My in-laws barely eat. I love to cook and often host family dinners, but I’ve learned to drastically cut down how much food I make. Take Thanksgiving for instance; I’ll ask “How many people approximately do you think that bird will serve? 7? Well we’re having 10 people over so I’ll take one half that size.”
two appetizers and four main dishes for 11 of us
No, those in-laws are psychopaths and control freaks. You and your spouse should tell them to fuck off. You’re adults, and you can eat whatever you want at a restaurant. This reminds me of Dennis ordering for everyone in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Trump totally knows the words to the National Anthem. He always sings them.
1. Every Deion Sanders TD celebration
1a. Devin Hester’s homage to Deion Sanders’ TD celebration
2. Terrell Owens’ pom-pom
3. Getting hit by Derek Carr
4. Every other TD celebration