How much crack does he smoke to come up with these ideas?

$5 down? That must be what he paid those women in the 1st video

“Most wives think they’re the woman behind a successful man, but Eleanor knows Bill has always given his customers what they want.”

What does this even mean?

Dude, wtf is wrong with her eyes? I don’t believe those are actual eyes, just holes the alien cut out to enter her body.

That is exactly how my girlfriends family does Xmas dinner, I thought it was weird as fuck, but after giving it a try I loved it!

which is why 5pm is perfect

5pm is the perfect time

My question is, why does the MLB make it so hard and confusing to sign international players? Wouldn’t any league want to promote their brand and sport internationally and increase the talent pool?

Here’s a tip: don’t take the internet so seriously

He’s going to be a Yankee Blue Jay

Disclaimer: definitely not a Blue Jays fan

Trump doesnt know that LiAngelo isnt Lonzo, apparently.

It’s hilarious, he tweeted about LaVar on Sunday, and then a whole 3 days passed and Donnie thought to himself, I better call out that n***** again for not kissing my ass, because I have absolutely NOTHING else to talk or worry about today. 

His words are the best! Sometimes they are so good he has to repeat them so we know how good they are.

I dare ya! I double dog dare ya!

I watched it, it sucked

“a talk show that discusses the meaning of life

SPOILER ALERT! - there is no meaning, any meaning you give life is just to keep your mind off the fact that none of this really matters

What to explain how it does that in this specific instance?

thank you fellow Canadian, I salute you!

Exactly, people change, and nobody is perfect. We get to hid from the public spot lights working our office jobs, but these people’s lives are thrown under the microscope for all too see. It’s easy to judge these celebrities because we get to know everything about them, without ever knowing the real them. Meanwhile…

Difference being Embiid shows actual talent, he can shoot and dribble the ball. Dwight is nothing more than a big athletic man, who since loosing his superior athleticism, is now nothing more than a big man.