So how would you feel if the roles were reserved, he finds out you are cheating, and punches you in the vagina?

I would assume he would have a lawsuit on his hands, so yeah, fuck you cunt

Regardless of the outcome, you’re still a bitch for going through his phone. Have fun trusting future boyfriends you crazy whore, there’s probably a reason he cheated on you, take a look in the mirror and you’ll see why.

Most Jays fans weren’t even mad, we sucked as a team all those years and Roy was one of the few bright spots. He deserved to go somewhere where he could win, all we could do was wish his good luck and cheer him on.

Cavs are seriously butt right now, they beat the Bucks by about 5 points last night who didn’t get to play Bledsoe yet, and yeah they’ve lost to some real butt teams (Nets, Knicks, Hawks, Magic, Pacers) but they still don’t have IT playing and LBJ ain’t worried until February. Part of me hopes they don’t even make it…

I’m a grumpy old man, today’s kids are fucked

Yeah I’m probably in the minority, grew up in a small east coast Canadian town

Yeah fuck the Joneses

Yes it was! By none other than the glorious 45 himself.

To roughly quote the NRA’s position on the matter “We can’t limit people with mental health problems their right to exercise their 2nd amendment rights”!

Of course, that would be foolish! Mental health patients are real people, with real needs just like you and I,…

How professional of you, calm down dude it was just a quote from a movie. To be fair most teachers in the P-12 schools are idiots themselves and don’t give a shit about the kids, based on mine and everyone else’s in the world experience. There are definitely more bad than good teachers.

Hey FUCKFACE, yeah you, the one with the FUCKFACE! God isn’t going to do shit, you know who should do shit, the fucking people in charge in politics!

It’s funny how Republicans seriously think that Fox News is the only company reporting the truth, and the other 99% of companies are fake news simply because they call the 45 out on his bullshit.

People feel guilty? What a back asswards world we live in, I’ll never understand it...

Fuck pizza-folders, y’all are monsters, the toppings just ooze out and go everywhere

I never understood this parents bringing snacks thing, it was never a thing when I was a kid (I’m only 26) is this some new age bullshit that I’m going to have to deal with when I have kids? Fuck that shit, feed your own kids when you get home.

My office has a little canteen (for a fundraiser) and popcorn is sold, everybody loves it

So when you really, I mean really really really have to shit, you will pee standing up first? Or in that case do you save it till the end? Because I’d end up farting and creating a mess

Ham & butter is all I ate in high school, my friends thought I was weird. Finally I know I’m not alone.

“Special Assistant to the President of the United States Ivanka Trump suggests: maybe.” FTFY

just so we could see Trump not publicly calling for the death penalty.

yes, thanks for catching my point

Butt-last