Oh Donnie boy was just waiting, each morning just hoping to wake up to a terrorist attack I guarantee it, just to push his agenda.

For fuck sakes they shot that NYC terrorist in the stomach and brought him in alive, yet unarmed black people get one shot and it’s fatal...

well I guess it is here in Canada lol, I remember as kid the first time I went to Florida and asked for orange pop, the lady was so fucking confused, finally she clued in I wanted orange soda. Seriously though, I’ve never met a Canadian who calls it soda, that word doesn’t exist here.

All coffee is crap imo, I can’t touch it, taste like shitty flavoured water to me

I would kill for the green they use to have, don’t see to many of them, in fact

Counter-counterpoint: diet pop is downright disgusting, also Pepsi > Coke

well she’s not a boy...

If I still had a queen bed I probably wouldn’t have a gf, king is the only way to go.

I’d still recommend investing in a king bed, a good one at that, best purchase me and the gf made when we moved in together, and a lot less fuss since she’s a nurse working backshift, you don’t fuck with a girl working nightshift who needs her sleep.

Pop before noon should be illegal, a girl in my office (she’s like 65) downs two diet cokes and two bags of plain Lays every morning

I think Drew nailed it on the head, they are cheap s.o.b.’s

My future in laws have a weird rule about going out to eat too, it involves either Boston Pizza or some other chain restaurant. Not saying chain restaurants can’t be alright, but I have never gone to anything else, and where I live there are an endless amount of amazing independent restaurants. Again, I can’t complain…

All countries need to get the God part out of their pledge, anthem, schools, and laws. Practice at home or in a church whenever you feel like it, but get it the fuck out of everywhere else

If your citizens do not stand they are rotten commies who need to go back to whatever country they came from, maybe then they will see how great they have it in America... /s

It’s so funny when people say this, I could think of a dozen countries where people would probably have a more enjoyable life that in the land of…

Jared Kusher? Who’s that? Never heard of him, sounds like a democrat...

I’ve passed out twice in my lifetime, and never did it look like that

This shit ain’t natural! WTF people

FUCK THE RED SOX AND ALL BOSTON FANS

He’s a commentator for the World Series

100% all of these, Jalopnik readers make up an extremely small percentage of real world drivers