I AM HERE FOR THE 2021 Feral Energies. This video sums up my whole shitpost feelings on Gamestop Breaking the Bank:

This is, hands down, the most stylish look baddie we’ve had whose outfit won’t be horribly dated in a few years. (Looking at you, Wester, with your slicked back hair and all leather outfit straight from a Matrix LARP.) I’m down for her to gut me!!

Some people just like to go haha brrrrr by any means, my dude.

We already know what he looks like??

Okay- This sounds REALLY fun. Especially with the addition of zombies actually coming into proper play!

Good. More people need to be willing to look at this shitshow of a development cycle and go, ‘What the fuck.’

“Not really surprising to me-”

Ah, hentai. You always know how to catch someone with their pants down.

I made a joke about Game of the Year: Cyberpunk 2077 2022 a few posts ago. I didn’t mean to bring it into existence. I’m sorry, you guys, I’ll be more careful with my powers next time.

If I don’t get to casually punch Nazis while on a death-defying truck race across the sandy dunes while I try to keep the Important Artifact at by from the Bad Guy of the Moment - Am I really living the Indiana Jones experience?

The entire cast is top-notch and are doing their best with the material they’re working with. I was really looking forward to this series but it’s been... okay, at best. Not the most amazing thing ever but definitely not the worst thing I’ve watched. Simply whelmed but I don’t hate myself for the time I spent watching…

[ intense flashbacks to TIME’s 2006 Time Person of the Year being You/Me. ]

What the hell happened in this thread.

And that’s saying something considering the state it’s in now!

I honestly think it’s because people expected those to be hot butt glitchy messes due to everyone and their dog knowing who’s making them. CDPR earned a lot of good will (and rabid fans) from the Witcher 3*, so they were expected to produce God-tier content right out of the bat.

This genuinely made me laugh until I was red in the face. Thank you for the moment of sunshine I needed in my day, good fellow burner account user.

You must admit: Cyberpunk 2077 is going down as one of the biggest games of 2020 and this decade.

Really loving your articles, Ash! Enjoyed how in-depth you are with the character creation system and how you tried to give it a fair shake.

Oh man- Wait until you see the game’s subreddit! If you think Kotaku has an axe to grind, the subreddit is planning to pool together its resources to sic multiple assassins on the game’s butt to guarantee it’s cancellation.

Right? I was mindlessly scrolling down the comments, just wanting to read a comment from someone who actually read the show + hear their opinion on it, and instead I’m getting a pure, ‘Sir, this is a Wendy’s’ moment. Why you putting this up all over here?? Over a rando article that barely mentions the person they’re…