So I said to my mom, "Hey Mom! What's up with all this sauerkraut?!"

Ahhhhh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!

Ahhhhh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!

Anyway, back then life was just fine except for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would serve me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Anyway, back then life was just fine except for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would serve me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Way way back when I was an itty little boy living in a box under the stairs of the place half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place

Way way back when I was an itty little boy living in a box under the stairs of the place half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place

I put all of my money on the Los Angeles Kings.

I put all of my money on the Los Angeles Kings.

This thread is reminding me of why I never use Twitter anymore.

This thread is reminding me of why I never use Twitter anymore.

Do not go gentle into that good night

Do not go gentle into that good night

At home, watching a Simpsons rerun.

At home, watching a Simpsons rerun.

No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.

No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.

Ahhh, Kinja, my old friend. Tell me, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us 'Revenge is a dish best served cold?' It is very cold… in cyberspace…

Ahhh, Kinja, my old friend. Tell me, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us 'Revenge is a dish best served cold?' It is very cold… in cyberspace…

Is the call about changing commenting systems? You should recommend against it.