It’s tough for your business when your chief competitor for customers is masturbation.

Was the DB named Artificial Turf?

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

I just came here to say that Tom Brady is a better quarterback than Peyton Manning.

Caller: Say that again? Must be bad reception, I can only hear a loud pitch.

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

Come on!

Don’t worry. You’ll get up to $30 for it at book buyback at the end of the semester.

British Hero Andy Murray when he wins.
Scottish failure Andy Murray when he loses.

What’s even more alarming is that according to that ESPN graphic, the west has over 2/3 of all land in the US as well.

Nah. They’ll start building a new moon halfway there and use that to claim all of space around it.

If solo masturbation counts as sex, then I’ve had sex with a lot of fictional women.

Hot takes from the bandwagon coming early! Advanced past the group stage 3 out of the last 4 cups. Totally floundering and clearly not World Cup material.

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

The NHL has a similar problem: lots of pretty okay teams, no great ones, and thus not much interest.

The NBA playoffs, in theory if not always in practice, is the best postseason system in all of sports. 

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

I thought “watching greatness” was why most people followed sports beyond their favorite teams.

this, agree!