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New cars are often easier to get than used cars... when my old Hyundai was dying I desperately needed a car so my girlfriend and I could get to our jobs (we carpooled at the time). Used car dealers didn’t want to deal with us due to our nonexistent credit and lack of down payment money, but Hyundai happily put us in a

I did not forget about it.

Who is the clueless guy with a good heart? We have Joe Biden the author of the 94 crime bill, the man who urged Reagan to go to the right on the war on drugs (which was really the war on Black and brown people) the man who still hasn’t properly apologized to Anita Hill, the author of the Bankruptcy bill, the one who

Because they can get affordable financing with very little down on these new cars. Hard to get an 8 year loan on an used car, and buy here pay here charge an arm and a leg on financing.

So, I often point out how we get better car deals here in Canada than you Americans do, once you take the dollar comparison into account. Sometimes people argue with me. Well, those people are dumb.

Because if you miss a day of work, you probably don’t have a job anymore. 

At the risk of sounding like a Stan I’m going to say some things. I haven’t posted in a while because life happened but I have enjoyed those tiny moments when I can pull my phone out and read Jalopnik.

Nissan sells the Micra in Canada for the equivalent of $7,864.19 American dollars.  

And for anyone wondering, here’s how many years into their lifecycle these cars are.

Impreza - 4 years 
Jetta - 1 year
Mirage - 8 years
Veloster - 2 years 
Elantra - Current
Accent - 3 years
Forte - 1 year
Rio - 3 years
Sentra - Current
Versa - 1 year
Corolla - 2 years
Spark - 4 years

Venue - 1 year
Soul - 1 year
Kicks - 4 years
Ecos

The solution to that will just be ever longer finance and lease terms. The goal of corporate America is basically to make sure every single thing you “own” is actually a monthly subscription.

You mean southern Black people. Some of us voted against him in the primary even though they called the damn primary before we cast a single vote.

This man threw us under a bus that wasn’t even driving down our street.

I mean it was probably Obama’s idea for him to pick an African woman VP. They can only throw him a bone, not the whole pot roast.

I’m terrified of the debates. He is not a strong candidate. He should decline all the invitations to everything and just release a weekly pre-taped Youtube of his policies. This is not okay and the fact that his gaffes always seem to be about black people says a lot.

Same guy who starts dropping “man” and “aint” when he’s addressing black people. Who would’ve guessed.

The false assumption you’re making is that being educated is the same as being intelligent. Lots of educated fools running around.

If I had a nickel for every incompetent nincompoop I’ve had to deal with who has an MBA, I could retire. Seriously.

It might mean you are smart, but it usually just means you have money.

You gotta account for the people too embarrassed to admit they’ll vote for him.

I’m honestly pretty impressed that only 50% of us white people will vote for the person who says the racism part out loud vs. the person who probably only thinks it most of the time.  I would have put it closer to 75% if you’d have asked me.