In all seriousness, the race was rigged before Sanders entered. It was part of the reason he did enter, to draw attention to the corruption in the system. I don’t think he knew he would do as well as he did.

Those debates were scheduled before Sanders even entered the race. Also, Clinton did well in the debates.

Plenty of businesses manage to promote people while still respecting their work life balance and treating home as home. Certainly going the extra mile is appreciated in many respects, but good companies still compensate you for those extra hours. And conversely if you work a lot of extra hours it’s a big message to a…

Arizona is the Alabama of the West.

He won’t debate her because he knows he sucks. Can’t let people find out!

I hope there was something else in the coffee if you can’t identify that as a joke. It’s ridiculous for him to claim she’s not qualified, when he only has the job because of our obscene political nepotism.

Cuomo said in Manhattan: “We’re in a democracy, anybody can run, anybody can say whatever they want to say. ... This is the political silly season at an especially bizarre time in politics.”

They don’t mention the part where you pour water out in front of thirsty women and children or track 12 year olds across a desert for hours. But yeah, hiking and stuff

Even forgetting that you’d be working for federally-funded jackbooted thugs, who the fuck wants to move to Arizona? It’s as close to The South as a state can get without actually being located in The South.

I have posted this before but it’s just so perfect. Thank you Ward Sutton.

Or, here me out: we should apply and then we just ignore the brown people. Just get a bunch of pro-immigration people to sign up and then shirk their duties when it comes to enforcement.

I’d take the job then make announcements of my approach with a bull horn.

Do you think that false information, if it were true (it was not), was a valid justification for a war that killed a million people?

Clinton’s foreign policy differs from that of John Bolton on points of implementation.

Regardless of pretense used, do you think that someone willing to “totally obliterate” another country should be put in charge of the world’s largest nuclear arsenal? Or might that be bad maybe?

Probably but I can dream about a 6" phone that folds into a 3" pocket one...

Ha, it’ll probably just be a 6" phone that expands to a ~9" tablet.

Plus the whole authored the Patriot Act thing. He worked great as a Vice President since he’d been in Washington so long and was so knowledgeable. The inexperienced VPs the Republicans threw against him were completely out of their league.

In 2002, Hillary Clinton voted for going to war with Iraq over WMDs, which was the argument made by a letter signed by John Bolton (and about a dozen other future Bush Administration figures) that was sent to her husband while he was in office.

The second ‘r’ is definitely a rare Gary mutation.