“... built two years after the year of my birth...”

Old man.

‘Straya, mate.

Rearward cylinder cant, intake forward, exhaust outlet aft. Works for Yamaha.

I just don’t like suits, ties in particular.

You know a minute in, with that music selection, that he was a good choice for this.

They are not fucking motorcycle boots.

People pose these questions not because they don’t know how Google works, but rather because they want to hear an explanation as told by the people they’re asking.

All that money, up in smoke.

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Saturday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Be jelly?”

Best colour combo they ever offered.

Above seven figures, even failure is profitable.

Hey, go get laid yourself, friend.

This extremely positive review of the RXP-X 300 has succeeded in convincing me to buy* a Spark instead.

*Nope.

So... It’s like Facebook, but only photo posts?

This bike with the counterbalanced 410cc engine out of the upcoming Himilayan would be a real blast.

It’s the cheap black coffee of motorcycling.

I was promised Bovril.

I choose to believe this is about Mega Man.

Yay, Mega Man.

Hose it out. It’s like a Jeep in that way, but good.

Get wet. You’ll live.