Seattle’s Craigslist isn’t any good unless you like old Volvos and strange European cars. I know this isn’t the crowd for that sort of thing.

That was a nice, flat straight before the Formula One cars took a turn.

Actually, if they had more money allocated to their IT needs, they probably could have contracted this out to a better (and more expensive) company, preventing this from happening. Requiring government agencies to spend as little money as possible is a large part of why so much government work gets done by corrupt…

Jeremy Clarkson once said that Audis were cars for German cement salesmen. Now they’re cars for cement salesmen with a coke problem.

You leave Ed China alone.

That’s cool, too! Do what you do, man.

Dear sweet lord, yes. We’re dealing with things transcending practicality here. You could certainly get something like this and putter around on it for a good long while, as many others do, but for a complete and utter beginner a bicycle and a small commuter machine work better for getting your eye in. That’s the…

“I am pretty sure I would [truly live] on a motorcycle”

Do it.

cost (Donor bike + Huge MOTO kit) < price (2015 Honda CB1000R)

See? It makes perfectly logical financial sense. You’d be foolish NOT to do it.

Best part: that second counterbalancer is tucked up in the cylinder head, where it’ll do the most good fighting off the sort of harsh vibes that ruin mirrors, hands, and good times. I’ll miss the analog tachometer though.

Sounds lovely! I love miso soup. There’s a Korean soup, dwenjang jjigae, that’s also pretty similar.

Frank Miller Vee SuperJesus: Dusk of Snyder

Nothing a hormone cocktail can’t fix.

Marmite is the nectar of the gods.

How does Marmite taste?

Sounds like Ducati of North America owes Yamaha Global a fruit basket.

How does Bovril taste?

I absolutely hate how connected and how entitled employers have become. It used to be you could clock out for the day, you did not have to be open 24/7 and if your internet connection went down your boss dealt with it like a normal well adjusted human. Now management loses their minds if you are down 20 mins. If I…

“I’m really, *deeply* disappointed in you, pay cheque. Be bigger.”

Can we call it the Two-By-Four? I’m calling it the Two-By-Four.