I am your typical Jalopnik reading pansexual hipster. I have a fixie bike and a beard to go along with dreams of obscure Japanese sedans.

My 10 bolt runs consistent 11s, nice ride!

Mad dash? John Cafaro had the 4th gen body ready to go by 1991. The white trash fox body lasted until 93

Heavy? The doors, fenders and the roof are composite. 3rd and 4th gen cars are light

3rd Gen has McPhereson struts up front, aside from the lack of power, what makes it a turd?

Firebird couldn’t celebrate 35 years? It was also launched in 67

Do you dumbasses really think people on an automotive site care about climate change?

The solar roof was an option on the original Karma, we have a 2012 for sale in our showroom

“it has no engine would be impossible to drive anyways”

I bought my C4 beater for cash

Tridents have 24 missile tubes, not 28

I wasn’t quoting the press release, it was the book of Matthew actually, but thanks Alanis

4th Gear: Jalopnik staff and readers don’t understand detonation or spark advance

1996 is the last C4, not a C5

CP, running C4s go for much cheaper in FL

Yes, google Kentucky Title Washing

Wheel arch extensions? Is english your second language?

Hey this will help us sell cars:

Can you go 24 hours without mentioning NAFTA?

Holy typos!