“The only way that he differs from his GOP adversaries is that he is openly gay.” Really?

“He is not the perfect candidate nor will there be one.”

You mean when the show told us exactly how much she improved, in percentage points? 

I laughed SO HARD at the squirrel thing. 

Please, please stop doing this. It’s so distracting.

Brent didn't get better because he knew it would get him points. He got better because learning that he was going to the Bad Place was the first time he ever understood he was bad. Brent legit believed he was a good person until then. 

Language changes and evolves, man. Are you okay? My day job is literally editing and even I can't get this worked up about it. 

“Imagine having the world at your feet, being able to choose any career, any job. And you choose to work at McKinsey.”

And then you don’t really like it, and you go back to your roots and run for Mayor of your run-down rust belt hometown. What an elitist. LMAOOOOO

It was definitely bench. 

Simone is definitely the root-for here. 

I completely agree. He wasn’t just angry; he was upset and defensive. I think deep down he absolutely knows he didn’t earn the comfort of his life on Earth, or he wouldn’t constantly be reminding everyone that he did.

Slippery slope arguments are lazy. “Oh no, where will it stop?????” Somewhere. It will stop somewhere.At some point in the middle ground between any two things, you can draw a line and say “This far but no further.” We do it all the time.

“If you’ve ever planned to run an errand, but ended up at home/work instead because that’s your normal routine, then you’re capable of leaving your kid in the car. Full stop.”

I'm sorry for your loss. 💔

Gramma would absolutely die if all I had to rely on was my memory. Maybe not the first time, but she wouldn’t last a week.

Okay, clearly nobody could actually be this ignorant, so I'm going with "troll" and tuning you out. 

No one said they could forget their cellphone “as easily” as their children. Cellphones are much easier to forget, on account of them being inanimate objects and not something anyone else will help you keep track of, or call to ask why it didn’t arrive where it’s supposed to be.

So believing scientists who actually study memory and brain function is somehow transformed into a negative “appeal to authority”?

Crying REALLY helps. I once showed up at SFO at 6 a.m. and was told they’d canceled my entire itinerary (two layovers, destination Bangor, ME) because the last leg had been canceled, and they’d put me on a new flight out 36 hours later. Rather than sleep in the airport or pony up for a hotel plus Uber there and back,…

“We don’t know why it took him so long to come out”