"Acting is for actors."

No, she needs to be doing what she wants in her career without regard to your feeling that she should leave parts laying around for other people. Wtf.

No, she needs to be doing what she wants in her career without regard to your feeling that she should leave parts laying around for other people. Wtf.

... what similarities in style?

No, YOU learn to read. Seatangle said "Mad respect and hot chocolate to everyone who [stood out in the cold to protest]!" and then you started ranting about people who "paid to see Cosby." What the fuck are you even talking about?

Huh?

This. I think if you combine the fact that he is CLEARLY suffering from dementia with the fact that it's quite likely he was one of those rapists that didn't think he was raping anyone, it's crystal clear why he thought this "joke" was okay.

I think I'll just get married TO my couch.

Probably a little from Column A, a little from Column B ... LOL.

It's badly written satire.

In your defense (and mine), madscientist, LaBoeuf is nuttier than a fruitcake and pulls a fair number of dumbass moves and publicity stunts. My reaction was the same as yours and it took me some time to get over myself.

And you know this how? Are you and Shia buds?

"we know that he didn't say yes, so the onus is really not on him to stop from being raped." <-This x 1,000,000.

wtf? Calm the hell down. You don't get to tell people how to spend their money. And I'm an unemployed single mother of two who just got denied Medicaid, so don't even start.

I dealt with a micropenis for the better (actually the worst) part of a decade because I really thought it wouldn't matter. This was a dude who was really in it to win it as far as finding other ways to get me off. But in the end, I couldn't do it; i wanted something different. And I'm not going to feel bad about it;…

You're both lawyers!

So you think she didnt have a choice?

I see "which in future, more lighthearted retellings of this story at parties I will be sure to never let anyone forget." Has it been edited?

Okay, so I guess (a year and a half late) I'm the only one to see this as a pretty heavy-handed euphemism?

okay, I lawled.