Monica is illegally subletting from her grandma or aunt or something. Chanlder makes a lot of money. And I assume Ross did too.

Does anyone have any insights into how much it would cost to live in the Friends apartments, while we’re all talking about things we figured out literal decades ago?

I keep thinking about the fact that Emma Stone married an SNL segment producer.  Imagine being that guy and thinking “yeah, Emma Stone’s guesting this week, I could land her” and he DOES.

I agreed right up until I found out that “Hattie Davis” doesn’t exist. Che hiring an actor to up the pressure on Jost is a pretty amazing bit.

Leaving 2 minutes before the end of an exciting game when you got free seats is ridiculous behavior. You better have a good excuse.  I am glad Emily was denied free seats again. Comp those seats to someone who is a real fan.

Anyone from Gen Z trying to make me feel bad about literally anything better have a mortgage and know how to navigate the job market during a recession. I’ve earned my incredibly sugary sweet cake and I will eat it, too.

Not a fan of hers, but pretty fucked up if this is the show punishing her for standing with the strikers while Jennings didn’t (also don’t like him).

It’s strange how much controversy has surrounded Jeopardy! since Alex Trebek’s passing.

Frosting is cloying and ruins the flavors just by virtue of being SO FUCKING SWEET.

It’s a fine balance, because the other side of the equation is why would you want a lot of frosting, especially those awful grocery store/Costco sheet cakes.

His fragile male ego was shattered b/c of his wife’s success.  What a fucking child.  

John Stamos kind of famously got sober about a decade after his divorce from RR. It stands to reason that the relationship was fairly miserable for everyone involved because someone was an active alcoholic. I say this as someone who is also in recovery - it’s not fun to be married or in a relationship with someone in…

IANAL, but I feel Mr. Lañez not firing the gun should have come up at trial.

Calling it now: Future Dancing with the Stars or Masked Singer contestant thanks to an utterly coked out of his mind jackass executive within 5 years.

Per the last paragraph: “Relevant” and “infamous” aren’t the same thing. “Relevance” implies that he has some sort of influence over events or that people look to him for knowledge or insight. None of that is true. He’s a punchline to a joke people have all already heard.

Pedantry corner: did not drown. Died of hypothermia.

Sharon Stone singing that awful song as Scarlet O’Hara remains one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen. “This Civil War...ain’t gonna get me doooooown. I’m moving my act to a brand new toooooown!”

they could quite easily have a morality clause, no? these are family films and they’re disney.

Apparently Nolan likes to do that one date and he’s not the studio or the distributor.

And underlines why some people should simply NEVER be parents. Unfortunately, a real narcissist thinks there SHOULD be a copy made of themselves.