COUNTERPOINT: If I ever find myself in that position, they’ll have to drag my ass off stage.

Yes.  People should be allowed to share their moment.  It’s a great opportunity to be proud of the accomplishments of other people.

Too bad we’ll never hear a speech from a salty internet-nobody like you, I bet you’d show everyone how it’s done properly, champ!

That mother fucker. Literally.

Lack of fashion sense. 

I think it’s worth noting that it’s fine to criticize fashion at a fucking rewards show. Joan Rivers is groaning from her grave.

First, it is an awards show. This is the sort of thing where you probably should dress up a bit if you’re expecting to be on-stage, joke of an awards show as it might be.

“ That’s more than I make in a month working 40+ hours a week doing a “real” job.”

What exactly do you mean by a “real” job? Are you trying to say that your job is somehow more real than hers or did you put the quotations because you understand that that’s not really the correct contextual word? “Traditional” job might be apt, but illustrator is a very real job, it takes time, effort, mental…

Depending on how rich you are, it could literally be the same thing. If you have $5,000 in the bank, then giving someone $20 is the same as giving them $70,000 if you have $17,000,000 in the bank. Expenses are relative. As you go up the scale of wealth, money increasingly just becomes an amorphous pile of green paper…

Charles Martinet has done lots of other voice roles and has quite a bit of range; the idea that he’d use his exact vocal performance from the games when the movie calls for something else is absurd. There’s little reason to believe a guy with that much talent couldn’t find a happy middle ground between “Mario voice…

The thing about Charles Martinet is I don’t think his usual performance is something I’d want to sit through for 80 minutes.

my AL story I get to tell every few years:

I read an article in some local paper once about how he was mean to an interviewer and sort of demanding about their plans to meet for lunch, and then met him himself a few months later at the Spike & Mike Twisted Animation Festival. I was worried he was going to be mean after the article, apologized for not having…

Al Yankovic is the one person I believe represents all that is good in humanity. If I found out he was a racist or some kind of sex criminal, I honestly don't know if I could recover. 

Saying that Walk Hard should’ve been funnier is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

This is typical of most, if not all, streamers. They think the only content worth showing is them stomping, and not trying hard like everyone else.

This is hilarious. I love that he can’t even not stream it at all, he’ll still do it but only for a day.

“I just want to crush newbies with little to no effort on my part” is not the winning argument he thinks it is. People like him just want to run around lobbies eating up a 20-2 K/D with no effort. He wants to have fun at the expense of an entire lobby and thinks that’s a fair trade. That’s like asking Heaven GG:Strive…

“I’m not playing this game because I wanna bully people and it won’t let me” is so weak. WEAK.