I thought members of the clergy were legally required to drive an old Buick Roadmaster:

You sir are going to get an OG Regal AWD.

He will definitely be saying to himself “weird, I thought this car had an engine” as he tries to accelerate up one of Seattle’s many hills.

Or, instead of forcing people to do huge amounts of digging for information that is intentionally obfuscated by dealers and manufactures and then necessitating so much checking for loop holes and fine print that you need to hire a consultant like Tom just to find out the real fucking price of the car you’re dropping…

The Audi owner is accustomed to replacing control arms every 7 miles anyway, so they just gunned it and got the weight transferred to the rear.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this, but they actually managed to make it look worse by taking away that beaked monstrosity they called a design cue

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Nah son:

Gaping hole in Djibouti.

Calm down there, Satan.

i know how much its worth i dont need to sell i dont need help selling it photos speak for themselves ran when parked no lowballs dont waste my time call only no texts money talks will not answer emails make an offer

New cars are expensive. The article wasn’t “These are the used shitboxes can you offroad for cheap”.

Ok, I’ll play.........where do we draw the line in this game of “Fuck this and fuck that”? George Washington owned slaves.......should we just topple the Washington Monument? Some US GI’s committed horrible atrocities against civilians in Vietnam.....does the Vietnam Wall belong on public land?

“Look, the Confederacy lost. It’s not going to “rise again”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let me tell you what Milquetoast is packin’ right here, all right. We got adaptive cruise control, full SYNC voice integration, front-biased all wheel drive with viscous coupling, parking assistance, three-position seat memory, Ecoboost 400 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ market share.

“Ugh, he has this ugly old jeep that doesn’t even have windows, but it’s supposed to be worth, like, a couple million dollars or something.”

Russian ships can barely maneuver, so being “on a collision course” could have been as simple as being anchored.

That’s the Zumwalt’s sister ship, the U.S.S. Beldar.