I remember this kid in college at RIT. He found a way to create an access card that let him into any building on campus.

Until you get hit for $10,000 from the rental company after they feed you BS about specially-made tires that they have to order from space.

Have you ever tried to do an aerobic activity in leather?

• Cars going sideaways

Whenever I see Dreamliner on Jalopnik....

#COTD nailed it

He found a new assistant who knew better than to offer some lousy cold-cuts.

Mullets take too long to grow.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

*Takes off glasses*

This is funny and unexpected. Not uncomfortable at all to me.

What? So it looks like a car?

This is the F40 shifter, it has reverse set off slightly to the left, if the F40 is wrong I dont want to be right.

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

You're becoming one of us. One who loves things that look fun to ride, not just things to be seen on.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

March/April is 1 year away. Mine is scheduled for Feb, so I guess thats 10 months.

I’M FLYING, MAC, I’M FLYING!

1) Power Rangers are awesome. Fuck anyone that says otherwise.