Oh DAMN.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Bastard. Will not click on the link, because abuse videos haunt me forever. Screw the community service, whatever he did to that dog, should be done to him by someone three times his size.

I went into that video expecting them to be insulting each other...I am quite disappointed.

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

This is definitely one of the strangest things that I think I've read this week year.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

I feel like Hank Hill would characterize the experience somewhat differently.

I feel like we're really glossing over this tho "an experiment to teach dolphins to speak English."