For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I don’t think that’s where you’re supposed to put it...

I don’t think that’s where you’re supposed to put it...

Aukey 4.8A dual charger:

Aukey 4.8A dual charger:

Hereshoping thisdecision paysoff

I mean, come on.

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

At least they’d be stealthy that way, most guys can’t find those either.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

Well if anybody is an expert on being on your last legs, it’s Gawker Media.

They are too ugly for America. Leave them to nations like Turkey that don’t have our massive tanker fleet.

I got a little suspicious when the radar track showed the area of incursion was roughly the size of a gnat’s clitorus.

“dreaded steroid taint”

He’s gotta be first ballot, agreed. His numbers are too good and he didn’t have the dreaded steroid taint.

I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.