I always found him funny as a correspondent on The Daily Show, but his show is a snoozefest for me.

'Zactly. If everyone is a king or a queen, who are you ruling over?

**jots down "epigram"**

#savage

I fux widdit. Live your dreams and all that. Good post.

54 Double D?? Does this man not know how bra sizes work?

This is the only other song I've ever heard from him.

I've heard that 1980 is the official cutoff year. Kanye was born in '77.

And Kel was in the house last night. I see what you did there.

Gadgets for pancakes? What are y'all talking about?

Pancakes > French toast > Waffles

I agree with this. It seems like Agatha is taking things that men typically do and applying it specifically to Black men.

Not to mention that Jared never appointed himself chief of the Black Morality Police. He was just a dude who ate at Subway.

LMAO at Paul Wall. I'm sure that's not what was intended by the original question, but it counts!

It's because it's "hard." My preferred rock music tends to be very heavy. I can't with that gentle, whiny, emo shyt.

…But it was tho. That's my favorite sketch and it happened in the first episode. Talk about setting high expectations.

'Zactly.

Parents pay a bunch of money to register their kid in the league. Everyone gets a participation trophy, depending on the age range*. The first, second, and third place trophies are awarded to the respective teams and are bigger than the participation trophies. There is a clear difference. Then everyone goes home. No…

But that has nothing to do with the kid. What you're describing is a sense of entitlement from the POV of the parent. That's the parent's issue.

You really think a 6 and an 8 year old don't know how to use the Internet? Whether they have Instagram accounts of their own is beside the point. James Harrison is a famous figure with a public account. Anyone can see his posts, not to mention the numerous repostings and reuploads of the same image over and over on…