You've got a point.

He rockin the eyepatch, but he don't wanna let us see the real deal. I almost feel like Neal Brennan from the Clayton Bigsby sketch: "Show us yer face! We wanna see yer face!!!"

lmao That's pink-eye.

THANK YOU!!! You have no idea what that means to me. I've definitely gone through the stages of grief in regards to my recovery, but knowing that it's not necessarily set in stone is a big help. You win all the prizes for today!

…But your family functions include Back That Azz Up? I'm confused.

That's why most artists with talent don't get record deals. They go the indie route.

"Oh shxt, I'm fxcked up!" - GTA V introduced me to this song and, thusly, Thundercat. I've been playing that new project that just dropped a week or so ago.

I feel your pain. I, too, suffer from a dumbass medical condition. One day I woke up and half of my face just didn't work. I looked like I'd had a stroke. Just every muscle on the left side of my face ceased to function. Went to urgent care and discovered I had Bell's palsy. After numerous appointments with a…

I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree. You have your reasons for playing and I have mine. I never said the destruction and carnage were not part of it; I said that they weren't the only reason people play GTA. If all you really cared about was violence and mayhem, you would be playing a game like Saints Row…

But how did he pour the ENTIRE bottle over your head? After that first "glug, glug," I'm getting up, moving, bobbing, weaving, something! How many glugs is it before "Oh shxt, let me get out the way"?

Time to clear up this misconception: GTA is not fun because you get to cause wanton destruction. It is fun because you get to cause wanton destruction and it is one of the best and most carefully constructed video game franchises of all time. It's evident that each game is a labor of love because SOOOO much effort…

I saw a payphone in the Detroit airport a few weeks ago. A couple, actually. Right next to the USB charging station.

That line-up is terrible. You're an all-star NBA player and you can't get a barber to hook you up for your own wedding??

Maybe he's just trying to go natural. Stop the hair-shaming!

These polo violations grind my gears, the most egregious offenses being wearing any sort of tie with a polo shirt and buttoning the top button. It's a shame that no one told these dudes the rules.

True story. Truth be told, Sister Act 2 is the only Sister Act to me. I acknowledge the existence of the original, but you couldn't get me to watch it again.

Meh. I'm all for shaming dumb people, but you can't get me to care enough about Iggy Azalea to write a comment with original thoughts in it. So this here will have to do because I obviously needed to say something. Ugh, me.

Wait, you mean other people don't go on job application dates?

What about Dr. Dre or Puffy? Many people (myself not included) would consider them rappers, even tho they have written nary a rhyme of their own.

I hear you, but you're actually talking about a small segment of the population. For the other 90% of Americans, that built-in designated driver/"I get to chill on my tablet for an hour instead of dealing with rush hour traffic" would be a godsend. I need one. I need one right now.