My intentions are good, too. I really wish things would be better for the victims. But I haven’t donated any money. And guess what? I’ve been just as effective at helping victims?

I’m surprised none of the photos show axel grease leaking onto whatever the trailer equivalent of a sock would be.

Considering Michael K. Williams left because of scheduling, no, we don’t need to talk about it.

No no, they’re not smug for shopping there, they’re smug for *talking* about shopping there. And if you don’t know “that guy” then you ARE “that guy”. Sorry.

I was lucky enough to be at Epcot on the last day of EO’s final-for-now run (December 2015). I’d welcome a home-video option, as it will be a few more years yet before my kid will be old enough to get into it.

I swear on sweet baby brown Jesus if you fucks ruin my honeymoon in Havana

Were you out all fucking night?

Nahh, he does it all for the nookie.

The internet-wide pivot to video is the worst.

I need you to tell this to my wife. Please, it’ll get me out of some trouble. Honestly, I have no idea why she won’t believe me. People misdial the same number all the time. Sometimes it even happens 2, 3, 5 or in my case 131 times.

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

All bets are off, the deal was zero presence. When they did a wrap of the monorail for the Avengers film, the one that went to the Epcot station got them in trouble because it pushed the limits of the agreement. While it wasn’t a ride that operated “in” a park, it did ride through a park.

Give me Tormund’s flirting. One day i want someone to look at me like Tormund looks at Brienne

read the comment again, dumbass

And it means they can’t play for each other when one gets hurt in the playoffs also. Well done there, trader Danny.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

These are going to look great with the winter-is-coming scene I already purchased.

Worked on a PSA to stop greyhound racing back in the early ‘00s. The research part was horrifying and depressing. Dogs beaten at tracks, starved, dumped in swamps when their usefulness was over. The worst was some dude I talked to on the phone who said he’d heard of dogs having their tendons cut, then being tossed in…

How can a dude who played 31 games—barring insane Wilt-like production—win any award? Come on.

It’s pretty hard though to give the award to a guy who’s been a rookie going on 3 years and played a total of 31 games. Not saying it’s sexy, but it’s fair.