Please feel free to tell the Internet when it’s okay to discuss season 1 of Westworld? Perhaps 2018 would work for you?

I’ve been looking at your comment history “Mike in SF”. Who the heck stabbed you with a rabid porcupine? You strike me as a man filled with nothing but hate and you clearly cannot say anything constructive other than calling people “Pedophiles” or telling them they should “Kill themselves”.

Maybe instead of just…

I don’t see what all the crap that happened at Penn State before any of the current team was born has any baring on the accomplishments of this year’s team. The committee cannot consider past allegations as it has nothing to do with the current coaching staff and players. I meant the committee should have a…

I hope it has good no multiplayer.

Yep, looks like Mass Effect.

Correction: The American people lost the election because too many so-called progressives were too fucking lazy or idealistic to vote.

All my Amazon packages are delivered to rusty Shackleford.

This is what I immediately pictured.

In my experience, dogs greatly prefer cold paws to walking in dog shoes.

I use the terms posse and thug however the fuck I want.

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

That game is so easy to defend I like, don’t even know how you exist.

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

That’s because it’s quicker to fly from Tampa to the stadium than to drive from San Francisco.

Maybe he got asked to provide commentary on the disc and fucking did it. Not that difficult.

You are my best friend in the whole world. I was one of those that revolted when they took it off netflix. Still the greatest show of all time. I still watch it before I go to bed.

More importantly, where the fuck can a guy stream King of the Hill?

Sorry guys I got no jokes here. I hate this man so much. I want him to die and I want to piss on his grave. Oh and any Trumpie cultists who want to start shit can fuck off and die. You are all scum.

This is what I’d like to do to Miles Teller.