Regular people didn’t sign a federal document declaring that they complied with all federal records retention protocols while working for the federal government. The penalty for lying on said document is up to 5 years in prison and more importantly never being allowed to work for the federal government again. We know…

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.

that poor poor rabbit... it'll be saying "Wipe my ass!! Wipe my ass!! Wipe M'ass! Wipem'ass!! Wipeasss!!!" ...RIP Wipeass the Rabbit.

If that’s the new version of the classic ‘Ghostbusters’ theme.... god it sounds terrible! If you are going to retread everything else from the original film then you might as well use the original Ray Parker Jr. theme. What a horrible cover version! Who the hell is singing this one????

“The car is slated to be relatively affordable by luxury car standards”

Pricing Teslas as luxury cars (BMW, Benz, Audi etc)doesn’t actually make them luxury cars, it just make them overpriced!

We cared that he sang for AC/DC; we wanted him to stop.

5) She didn’t have Needle with her

Wow, I’ve never heard that theory, but it makes sense. I thought I’d read something about how Maisie Williams learned to do everything left-handed because of Arya being left-handed? Good catch, I don’t even notice details like that. It’d also explain how improbable the whole thing was … like in the last episode we saw…

But wasn’t Arya able to peel a jaqen face off Jaqen, then underneath were several other faces, including Arya’s? The mechanics of faceless man cosplaying are confusing.

Alternative medicine is a $34 billion industry.

Jesus Christ you guys are getting pathetic. Are you people able to go more than an hour without injecting Trump within every article?

Nice try but it’s unequivocally been the left that has been labeling everything from comedy bits, to campus lectures, to websites, to twitter accounts, “hate speech” and demanding they be silenced not only at the corporate level, but as a matter of national policy.

Apple IS going to release some fragile as fuck iphone and you’re going to want it and buy it regardless and say its amazing until the NEXT iphone comes out that makes it look like a piece of shit with its 2x faster processor, and 49% slower iOS and iTunes in tow, because you’re a fanboy.

Just go to the gift shop at any reputable gay bar.

And Obama was elected. TWICE.

I see them as the Macintosh of vacuums - overpriced shit that sucks.

We could enforce a birthrate limit to avoid mass genocide or mass sterilization! Mm, maybe once a couple has a kid, they’ll automatically be enrolled into a sterilization program. But then again... I’m not keen on seeing 1982's Fortress come to life.

Lets just say that there are numerous approaches with various possible outcomes (not just two, presented as a false dichotomy).

Some would say he’s still horrible. I wouldn’t know I don’t watch his vids.

Congratulations to him. Nothing like the greatest stock market bubble of all time to inflate earnings and the economy. Look a balanced budget for six months.