Assault yes- but what does his religion or cultural background have to do with it? Nothing in the post to him was anti-Semitic. If that was the case every crime ever was a hate crime.

So I was going to say “Park it in the street infront of each and every home on the block (they dont own the spot infront of their home) and give them a big FU”. Then I noticed he is blocking the sidewalk. F#ck that guy. He’d get a ticket every single day because I’d call the cops and complain. Nothing pissed me off…

Male infertility can be caused by minor injury to their reproductive organs. In 2001, it was still wrong to grab anyone on the butt or punch anyone in their genitals. You simply needed to chose your friends better and basing your metric on their gender sounds... shallow. It also sounds like at 14 you preferred idiots…

Watch the line on the road before the Tesla moves and where the Toyoda ends up. Anyone else notice any over exaggeration?

Better to be respected by 6 carrying you to your grave than laughed at by 12 jurors while you describe how you murdered someone while wearing a dog hat.

Whats the old adage? Spinning the wheels faster just digs the hole deeper? You can offroad a civic, it still doesn’t make it a good choice but don’t let me keep those upper middle class soccer moms from driving up powerline roads in their overpriced luxury accessories.

What kind of sh!t wonky coins fit in electrical outlets?

Haves and have nots. Car ownership has grown in cost when compared to the average person’s income. Now we all will “NEED” to have a fantastical magic car from apple or google to get on the highway because ONE driver car would preclude this magical road BS right out of the water. I don’t see Google or Apple building…

OMG someone Dukes of Hazarded the heck out of that Italian coupe.

That's why the movie Delorian from BTTF was left to rot on a backlot. People come to the tours and see the car then the movie fame fades and interest fades and bam- rusted Delorian missing most of its parts is found under some old matresses.

I'm too tall. 6ft 5 means my knees hit the dash.

I'm ready to hear the Shills blame this on the driver.

$100,000+ cars shouldn’t have "gripes".

So- does the wheelchair rider... sit in the trunk in their chair? Because I see a front seat. They even added a window. I don’t even... are we sure this isn’t for someone who likes to bring their pony or mini-horse on rides with them?

The uphill struggle is real.

You should see how I butcher New Yorkers' accent. EEaah, I'm Waakkin' eear.

poor work ethic?

Ted, was that the who framed roger rabbit rip off with the guy from Family Guy? No. I only watched Ted 2. It has the weird lady with the giant eyes- and dick bongs.

Someone just needs to apologize for the Walbergs. That’s all the world is asking for. One little "Eyy, we'ze sorrahy fer dem Mahhk Wahbergz, dem guyz. Heaay, you seen mah Kah Keahs?"

I watched a few movies set in boston.... I must conclude Boston is full of criminals.