calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

This is 100% not going on in the Golem household unless MrsGolem is also hiding the snacks from me ... which I don’t suspect since she’s a sweet snacker and I’m a salty snacker. Our little Golems will eat anything.

You can also get fucked. 

Do you update your username after each comment?

They can all get fucked too. 2020 can get fucked. These bikers can get fucked.

Get fucked.

I’m confused at how this is political. 

That was my point. 

in New York City, winds could be reportedly be even stronger, reaching 69 miles per hour

I’ve been pro-flats since way back.

Fair enough. There’s a reason that Bugs gif is so popular.

Anyone that expected Floridians to be civilized and courteous because the lives of Americans were hanging in the balance haven’t been watching the news for the last few months.

If it was a Biden flag everyone would be like, “A Biden flag!?!?!”

Let’s not hope for another pandemic.

I sea witch side you’re taking.

Alright ... I’ll take two.

Now I’m thinking about adding fizzy water to my cold brew.

I think I’ll try these out for my now vegetarian daughter.

Oh ... my ... cob...

I knew some wouldn't approve but I had to brisket all.