calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

Cans of swine not Kansas wine, amirite?

I thought the image was from a new Primus video but I was sadly misteaken.

They really are an amazingly affectionate and intelligent creatures that make great pets.

Except that not wearing a mask directly puts others in danger.

I certainly don’t anymore. 

We use full sized Reeses cups. Will have to try this.

I had forgotten Red Stag exists until right now. I’ll have to add a bottle to my next provisions trip. 

I’m down for that. I’d even be ok with these hard seltzers if they were as potent as that. 

I love seltzer but I hate hard seltzer. For me it’s so much alcohol taste without all the drunk. I’d rather just pound a vodka shot or sip on some sake for all that alcohol flavor and not being a measley 5%

The video from the daughter’s perspective showing earlier in the confrontation gives a little more perspective. She doesn’t just immediately whip out a gun they are very clearly trying to just leave. This one situation is not as simple as it seems.

Yeah I love fabricobbling all kinds of stuff. The dip switch on our washer failed so it thought the top was always open and I installed a toggle switch in its place so now we tell it whether it is open or not.

We bought an above ground pool and plan to do some tenting around.

Dairy fat rules.

GO TO FUCKING WAR. Put everything else on pause and grind out the supplies and the propaganda.

I can think of two reasons why they haven’t been arrested.

Anyone with “quarantine plans” to do or learn whatever please don’t feel frustrated about not doing or learning whatever. Shit’s raw out there and if you’re not in the right head space for it you won’t be able to pick up new skills. This whole deal is not really conducive to it.

Throw one of these in your jar for maximum efficiency.

Does that mean it’ll eat any popcorn I drop?

I never realized your second point until my buddy that works at a grocery store told me he’d do that for omelette fixings. Blew my mind.

Right. How dare they be Celiac, lactose intolerant, trying to watch their cholesterol or even ... think that Pizza Hutt’s pizza is crap.