I’m down for all of this but the facial recognition. That doesn’t even make sense. 

Yeah I dunno ... I heard they can be COVID-19 carriers.

I’ve never had a smoked hot dog ... but now I will

They are also a grill food

My dad raised me on spam and eggs, but I haven’t had spam in years

I know ... I'll make my own salad bar! With mountains of lettuce and veggies

I think they are rather good.

You and I have very different views on the act of caramelizing onions.

I’m going to miss their salad bar.

It’s all in the color of the yoke. The oranger the better.

Let me consult the liner notes in this record ...

Lobster Institute at the University of Maine

Oh man those cookies sound painful.

That makes a whole lot of sense.

14 free pizzas?!?!

With careful management dude guy might never have to buy food again.

Boy I hope this doesn’t start happening to me ...

I’m guessing that wasn’t the worst thing you were served on that sub.

The Southwest grilled salad with extra chicken and Southwest dressing was the best thing on their menu prove me wrong. It was the best combination of tasty and filling with surprisingly few calories.

I live in Maine. I’ve also never had Hardees