Five Guys makes a good burger imo. Top of the fast food heap easily.

Exactly as I like it!

Oh man. Door water and ice are my jam.

Lay's ketchup chips are fantastic imo. What the heck is a butter tart?

I didn’t even know you could do that. Maybe it’s a Canada thing? They do have more baked goods than the states. I’m in Ontario right now so I’ll have to investigate.

Everyone likes butter on popcorn, right? It’s really not much of a stretch to milk.

I just wanted to let you know that milk and popcorn mix really well. much like milk and cookies. Maybe try a mouthful of fresh popcorn and a sip of whatever lactose free milk you prefer.

Generally but it depends on the bartender in my experience

Oh boy Salty telling someone not to tip. This is going to rock some people’s world views.

Yeah no doubt. 

I could happily never eat another English muffin, but they make a decent mini pizza.

The premade biscuit dough is pretty fool proof and unless you’re in The South no one will know you didn’t hand make them.

The defacto breakfast sandwich bread is English muffin at many places. This is very sad.

Ok!

But ... I’ve got some brown liquor and some weed.

That’s why the impossible whopper works

If I have learned one thing from Salty it’s that people have a hard time conveying their feelings 

This guy ‘zones

The first slice of pizza I had in NYC was from a Sbarro.