One time I picked a lemon from a tree. 

I wouldn’t be comfortable racing this.

Like $15. You could probably just rattle can it black for a similar price.

You’re talking about spending $500 for it for LeMons and I’m saying it might make a better $500 parts car than a race car.

The cover of books are literally made so you can judge the contents of the book based on them. That’s their whole raison d’etre

I’m sure there are plenty of good parts on this that could be stripped off and used to fix other Miatas.

“I talked to many people this weekend who said, ‘I love soccer, I’m not watching the U.S. women because I didn’t like what they said.’”

No regrets. What a fantastic album.

I feel like this will get you a recommendation of whatever the manager is telling people to push most of the time.

Hit ‘em with the ol’ eat it or wear it!

You really should have said something. Any steak place worth its salt would have made you a new steak and shamed whomever forced that on you.

I may be a fat white guy with no real fashion sense but even I know these shoes are violently tacky.

All praise to the Boognish!

Not the Ween track I would have went with but all Ween is good Ween and any Ween is better than no Ween. Ween.

I can only imagine how much snow I could pack into those skirts. 

I personally can’t stand weird noises. Something clunking in the back? Fix it.

Yeah but you could get some random npc to fall in love with you and move into your house so there’s that.

Fish oil has a measured affect of reducing my bp. I’ve been monitoring and making changes to diet and caffeine intake. I thought the pills were bs so I went off them for a week and it went up. Took them again for a week and it went back down. 

It used to be black coffee and Marlboro reds but I quit cigarettes awhile back.