calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

He’s so rude.

I’m like damn that guy’s a machine.

It’s likely because they don’t actually have any money that’s just what they are willing to finance. They could probably find a nicer Element to finance and go that route.

Why not an Element in better shape? 

I just turned 39. My mom looks younger than this lady.

...they’ll need to be addressed by the communities themselves...

Even then it could easily take hours to get to him.

My grandmother bought one of those red tri fives for a neighbor when I was a kid. He used to have a car just like it. Even then (30ish years ago) it seemed an absurd concept to me.

The sights, the smells and the sounds. 

Eating is one of the lease offensive things I’ve endured from my fellow passengers on public transit.

This is the kind of car you marry and spend the rest of your life with.

That’s rich coming from *you* Clayton

You really should show the picture of the back of all his urzatron. I saw the pic of the 4 cards and was willing to let dude slide until I saw all 12 cards.

They are easier to eat with chopsticks.

It’s always interesting meeting someone that thinks Archie didn’t go hard enough. 

I’m not saying they aren’t delicious. I’m still eating sausages knowing they are made out of salivary glands and fat.

I mean honestly it isn’t grosser than what actually is in sausage.

I’m going to float out another idea here if the water pong and basketball don’t work out ... cornhole

My work is extremely flexible about me leaving and I can work from home at a moment’s notice no problem.

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