No, I was not alive yet for the majority of the 70's

Do you have time to talk about digital watches?

I find English muffins to be only palatable as English muffin pizzas.

That does not look salvageable. I’m thinking you might have to chop the frame back to it looks less and weld on a couple straight pieces on.

This made me dust off my Dinosaur Jr vinyl.

I remember one of my classmates biology projects growing bacteria from various water sources around our school.

I had a MySpace.

I just got an air popper and it throws kernels out like a mother fucker.

What is not made better with addition of cheese and bread crumbs?

I have multiple times in the past and will continue to in the future.

I asked my wife at a nice little Italian place by our apartment. It was during some off time so it wasn’t busy the staff knew what was up and they were all hanging around trying to catch a glimpse.

You don’t have to stop wrenching on Jeeps you just need something that will always run and can tow your Jeeps. Like a Tacoma or something. 

Easiest NP ever!

I guess I’ll pick the one that lets my wife get ice cream.

For the price and effort you’d be hard pressed to do better.

Well if we want to go down this rabbit hole Ima flush this large pizza and 2 liter of sugary carbonated beverage!

I’d argue that vomit is ok to go down a toilet. 

Who are these people?

My grandmother fed me primarily steak-umms, cup-o-noodles, and pick-m-ups. I remember it all quite fondly.