I love turkey but I can’t do the whole roast turkey thing. I like to get a turkey, roast the legs and wings, make turkey tips with the breast meat and make a soup with the rest of it.

You’ll make up the difference in gas savings. 

We still have the one pictured somewhere at home. The brain bots were the best.

You should check out his interview on Top Gear. Makes me want to root for him more.

Just have a pit crew ever 100 miles or so. 

Mainer here. I find this confusing. Every other town has a Chinese place. Even places where you think they shouldn’t.

And we can’t just say to her, “Hey Karen can you do up a couple more buttons? Thanks!”

Whoa dial the throttle back here Wedge!

I’ll buy smaller shrimp just because it comes with the tail already gone.

Who’s bashing? GTFO of here with that nonsense!

What would happen if Peach put on the crown?

Other uses : Baby food. Old people food.

Yeah right don’t leave us hanging! The type of sandwich will decide how I feel about this.

Holding the phone backwards? Yeah cut that out!

Fact: Crust is the best part of bread.

Is it lighter than the stock exhaust?

That sounds like a good balance.

Good thing they didn’t turn. 

I miss my bike commute but I’ll take living in the woods over living close enough to work.