What would happen if Peach put on the crown?

Other uses : Baby food. Old people food.

Yeah right don’t leave us hanging! The type of sandwich will decide how I feel about this.

Holding the phone backwards? Yeah cut that out!

Fact: Crust is the best part of bread.

Is it lighter than the stock exhaust?

That sounds like a good balance.

Good thing they didn’t turn. 

I miss my bike commute but I’ll take living in the woods over living close enough to work.

It doesn’t take long working with Doctors to figure out they are just a bunch of idiots like the rest of the world. 

I commuting isn’t enough to get you suitably pissed off you’re doing it wrong. 

$2.85?

The fuck outta here with this reasonable suggestion!

Eevee just isn’t feisty enough for me. That’s why I’m voting Pikachu for poke-president.

I just came here to brag that my student loans are paid off. 

Oh, I’ve got some bad news for you honey.

Yeah it is a fantastic meat tenderizer 

Yes. I second this so much.

I thought this was so he could punch me for looking at it.