calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

Are you trolling the FP again? 

I mean I’d be happy to steal the front seats out of this but other than that I’ll hard pass on owning this car for any reason. 

Dear Diners,

I think I need a translator!

Scottish.

The fire must’ve played hell with the structural integrity of the remaining metal.

Is this not how new cars are made?

Primus sucks.

I’m just slightly outside of the 100 mile radius I’m about 80 miles up 95 into Maine

Tom’s death hit me harder than any public figure’s passing since Johnny Cash. Now it is only 8:11 AM and I need a whiskey.

Well it looks like people had the correct response to this shit bag at least. Also as a fellow white guy this guy looks like a shit bag.

Yeah brother! Don’t your dreams be dreams!

I also use a lot of garlic when I make them.

So many Opponaughts have FiST or FoST.

Yes! I’m drinking this right now.

Komodo ftw.

It’s great for transporting that flat screen

I’m higher than a Neutron star.

He looks like what I think a guy that would buy that would look.