This is basically how I make eggs for ramen. Get the soup all cooked, turn off the heat, add a couple eggs, and find something else to do for a few minutes.

I didn’t realize they were different women until I got to the comments.

I love this show but Phil is too “weird looking” for my wife to be able to watch it.

I had to fabricobble this bad boy to get my oil filter off my Foreseer. The ol’ ring of fire makes it pretty interesting at times.

Just do a find an replace “. “ with “. “.

I guess it depends on where the air is from. Montana air? Beijing air?

I’ll take my old Volvo in wagon form.

*quietly gets up and walks out of the room*

Hey, the 1950's called.

Mike? I thought your name was Matt!

Obligatory?

I bet he could rip an engine from an engine block with his bare hands.

Stop adding stuff to coffee you babies!

I really like this, but I’m as white as new fallen snow.

I understand this reference.

My only at-fault accident was from me thinking about grilling steaks and blowing through a stop sign.

That’s an Initial D maneuver is it not?

I mean this:

Is there also a brick in that engine bay?

Please don’t touch my laptop screen.