calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

That’s it for this week, but I still have plenty of blunt, honest advice bottled up inside.

I always thought that offending was the goal. Maybe I’ve watched too much George Carlin.

This is my son’s favorite game to watch me play. I’ve climbed and subdued these colossi many times. He still begs me to pull out the ps2 and start the process all over again.

That’s rough! Glad you’re making it through it though.

Iguana guess that they’d fall right off.

This is why I always keep a body handy. Never know when it might come in handy. 

I’d keep the Camry and get a revolving door of cheap beaters. Buy something stupid, drive it when you can, get rid of it when you can’t. You have the Camry for when your crap can won’t run or when you need to disassemble it for “upgrades.”

You made Slow Devil go. This shouldn’t even make you break a sweat.

I don’t doubt they’re a hoot. My stock N/A Forester likes to power over in second gear turns. 

I drive cars until they die.

Isn’t it normal to rebuild a Subaru engine every 90k anyways?

It’s healthy to have standards.

I’ve heard that often the nut behind the wheel is the root cause of these issues.

Can we get one big rocket to launch all the Flat Earthers?

If I invite Megyn Kelly to my house, only to ask her about the size and consistency of her poops...

McDonald’s coffee is like $1 for any size in the US.

My dad had a ‘57 Chevy 150 he was building. It was primer gray, had Mexican blanket covered front bench and a throbbing big block.

You should check this guy out.

Nah, just take the rest of the day.

Wow ... Jason with the most reasonable suggestion to date.