calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

How do you tell someone you aren’t social media without coming off as a snob?

If her car had had an automatic transmission then she would have been in the trunk and not at the wheel.

People are just sacks of shit.

I imagine they aren’t as well cared for as yours.

Now Planes ... that did suck.

How was your Phaeton ownership differed from the article? Besides obviously keeping it much much longer.

Some guy just don’t have any reservations.

Sometimes I throw up if I’ve had too much whiskey.

Nothing says adulting like accruing more debt!

I don’t know why ... I seriously can’t wait till Friday...

I mean, yeah, it’s goofy as fuck

The Tenderman plays piano like a kid out in the rain.

My coworker has celiac disease and he has entreated me to eat as much gluten as a I can for him.

For the clicks young man. For the clicks.

At least 2x what was spent. Parts + Markup + Labor.

You don’t need to only spend $500 if you bribe the judges enough.