...having my vertebrae replaced by spares from a parts-human...

Tire dug into the sand and forced the suspension back into the firewall? I’ll buy that.

1. Stop being a baby.

Oh Lewiston isn’t that bad.

I work close to this car if anyone needs someone to check it out in person.

Suddenly all you guys are expert roll cage builders?

Skookum as frig.

Oh the irony.

He could have also tried a bit better to match the hair, get some fake glasses and that festive ribbon. If you’re going to commit enough for blackface you gotta go all the way.

Are ... are you trolling us?

2Meta4Me

Sad.

Yes. Yes I do.

That jelly bean in the next lane tho.

Just remember that once you go down this path you might never return.

Nibby has an obsession with obsolescence.

Looks like a Kia Soul to me. Surprisingly few Soul engine bay pics online to verify but it looks like the same engine as my wife’s Soul.

Good luck getting it to break loose with all four wheels.

I’ve heard about it.

You’re going to want more ground clearance.