calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

This is the definition of a first world problem.

We already did hombre.

Also, Miss Fritter murders other cars for sport. Ain’t that some shit?

He was looking for a good place to park.

“What are we doing?” asks Meeke after the stage was over. “I don’t know,” says Nagle.

1968 Cadillac coupe DeVille convertible,

You ladies are making me want to bump into you on the streets.

Give me your Transits, your Pontiac Montanas, your Winnebagos yearning to breathe free.

I bet! I’d like to get a set for my s-10 based rat rod.

I thought I’d pegged you an idiot’s dream.

I just wanted to let you know that your tinfoil only helps to amplify their signal. Try this living inside a Faraday cage.

I’d tell my teenage self to get a license, get a car and get out of the basement. The internet will be there when you get back.

Look at him take off, eh?

That cargo area though!

Mike, you need to put some plugs in. No one wants to see your gaping ear holes.

Kender wisdom might not be something to live your life by.

On paper she’s over qualified for those jobs and they won’t want to hire her.

I’m not saying I want this truck but it does seem pretty reasonably priced and well sorted for the extensive customizing this has seen.

Nothing soothes my soul more in traffic then some Neil Young.

You buy an Avantime when you get there. That’s the only true option here.